Thursday, April 9, 2009

Q'n'A

Recently, I have some questions, maybe you have answers.

Is there really an internet archive? Someone said something about it last night at dinner, and I just don't know if it can be real.

What is Kelly's address? I asked her, but she won't get back to me.

How do you tie an obi? I can't figure it out, even with printed directions.

Did someone really fall through a subway grate once? I thought about it while walking to work today, when I saw some lady take this huge step to avoid walking over one. I think I remember someone telling me once that some girl fell in one.

Will my bathing suit from H&M fall apart? I'm in the market for a better one, but at least this one matches.

Finally, what ever happened to Lauren?

11 comments:

Bravery Danger said...

Internet archive (it really works):

http://www.archive.org/web/web.php

FXF said...

I just bought suits from H&M and one of them FELL APART after wearing it once. ONCE! No idea about bathing suits but fair warning.

pinchefresco said...

Bathing suit will fall apart, but in my experience, H & M clothes give you one or two days' notice before you crap out. You just kind of have to pay attention.

It depends which Lauren you mean.

Also, can I add to your list? People are telling me I can send my Levi's with the torn crotch in them to Levi's HQ and they'll send me a new pair? Is this real?

Bangs said...

Wow boys, answers.

Andy, I think Levi's is worth looking into. Perhaps on the internet archive, because it exists.

Also, I think I only have one Lauren. And one Lulu.

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kamper part deux said...

i did too give you my address.

and, my brother in law, josh, fell through one of those grates in high school. but i think it was a really shallow one, not a subway one. but he fell just the same.

josh ballard said...

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/brooklyn/2008/08/10/2008-08-10_it_went_in__and_i_went_in_with_it_brookl-1.html

josh ballard said...

http://www.nypost.com/seven/05182007/news/regionalnews/grate__another_con_ed_plunge_regionalnews_erin_calabrese_and_david_andreatta.htm

josh ballard said...

also, Sidewalk Grate Etiquette

r___anderson said...

years ago, i was in nyc and across the street from where i was walking, i heard a woman scream. i looked over and she had just stepped on a manhole (snicker, snicker) cover, and THAT caved in! she was holding herself up with her arms, feet dangling beneath her. CRAZY.

ohsolasa said...

What happened to Lauren is a million friends in from out of town, a new born kitten and the biggest time waster - a boyfriend. Sorry. We will run into each other eventually and it will be super fun.