edit: WRONG GUYS! I got all my dates confused. It's the Thursday BEFORE T-gives, and we should all see it at the Riverview.
15 hours ago
"I just got kicked off the football team."
"No way, what happened?"
"I was fighting with some other players. On the field. But one of them shot me! I can't have that! I mean, I'm a man, a man, and I'm not scared of anything, but that shit is scary."
...(me, probably making a scared face, being pretty glad I had no intention of seeing college football anyway)
"I can try out again next semester."