edit: WRONG GUYS! I got all my dates confused. It's the Thursday BEFORE T-gives, and we should all see it at the Riverview.
1 day ago
"I just got kicked off the football team."
"No way, what happened?"
"I was fighting with some other players. On the field. But one of them shot me! I can't have that! I mean, I'm a man, a man, and I'm not scared of anything, but that shit is scary."
...(me, probably making a scared face, being pretty glad I had no intention of seeing college football anyway)
"I can try out again next semester."