Wednesday, January 21, 2009


I always hear about the emails people get that are all, "enlarge your penis" or "date hot sexy singles in your area" or whatever.

It appears though, that they're really got my number. My fakesie emails are all subjected things like, "Temporary Emotional Clouds?", "Reconsider Your Previous Bad Decisions" and "Restore Balance in Your Life*".
How do they know me so well?

*the balance one is obviously especially funny. They don't even know!

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