skirtuation

There's a thing that happens, where you're on the back of someone's bike, and your skirt is too short/tight/whatever and there's just no good way to do it.  You have to choose to abandon modesty.

Then there's some days that are so so windy (today) and you wear a skirt that's too full, and you're just trying to get someplace, and it's just blowing around like nobody's business, and it's so windy that you can't even hold it down.

I can never seem to wear the right skirt on the right day.