Last night, in an effort to not spend the night reading boring books and watching Scully and Moulder again, I went and got Ry and we saw Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.
30% of this film is about how rich ladies wear diamond earrings. Non-integral to the plot, but seriously. Tons of screen time given to this exploration of expensive, dangly, dripping-with-jewels earrings.
There's morals! I think the morals are that having a baby or having $100M is really good. Also being green. A good way to be green is to make clean energy out of salty seawater and lasers. Hope I didn't ruin this movie for you.
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