you should probably add "getting hit by a toilet cover for being mistaken for a zombie"
i'm pretty much always scared when walking down the sidewalk that somehow, one way or another, either by tripping or being pushed, my head is going to hit the concrete.
I had a horrible dream last week that Brett and I were babysitting Nicole Ritchie's baby and Brett laughed really hard and kicked his foot in the air and accidentally hit the baby, who flew up in the air and landed on the floor and died. My mom found out about it on the news and called me before I even had a chance to call Nicole and the Good Charlotte dude.I woke up sweating IRL. The whole thing was pretty terrible.
I got a square jolly rancher stuck in my throat once when I was a kid (maybe a tween?) it hurt my throat bad.
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