Here's a post about utilitarian objects.
It's a bootjack.
My grandfather made a bunch like a billion years ago, so it was just something I had, you know? Like the thing you move with, feel oddly sentimental about, but never use.
Lately? Been using it. Everyone (well, girls I guess - we seem a little sparse on boot wearing boys) should get one and use it. It might change your life.
Also, I got so sunburned that the only thing I could wear this whole holiday weekend is this dumb dress, which I LOST but Kelly replaced x2 (thanks).
Another product I just discovered moments ago, at the RiteAid: continuous spray aloe. Get on it.
I don't know. Summer.