whimlash

her:  "So, what size do you want?"
me:  "I don't know.  I've never ever done this before."
her:  "probably small...unless you have a wedding or a prom..."
me:  "I do have a wedding later today!"
her:  "medium!"

So now I have these enormous (I mean medium) eyelashes.  Ben told me they make me look "more American".  The whole thing is pretty funny, and an inexpensive enough experiment, plus, my dental assistant likes them.