ching-a-ling

I've thought about some other ways I wouldn't mind getting paid, if paying bills wasn't a thing:

ModCloth $
popcorn (airpopped, with real butter)
naps in air conditioned rooms
inches of hair
volume of eyelashes
cold on hot days, warmth on cold days
great tights (everyone seems to love welovecolors?)
indestructible teeth
feather light bicycles for me and all my friends
American Apparel basics (hate to love)
a real cat haircut at a place
+ a couple inches height, - a couple pounds flesh
frames (BIG frames)
trips (big or small)
a cleaning service, maybe once a month? for the nitty gritty
inspiring running shoes
sunglasses worth taking care of
JambaJuice (or whatever, really) smoothies
really good cable channels (Comcast are you listening?)
boat life