Today I brought a novel with me, in case my whole computer flaked out again (yesterday was the longest workday). This doesn't do much to convince people you're a go-getter. Separately, my job expanded today to include the role of "art handler" (read: carrying kind-of heavy aluminum mounted photographs to my bosses car. In jeans. In this heat.)
Saturday I ate like eleven pieces of gum on accident.
Someone (kind of funny?) signed me up for a condom/lube sample mailing list. Every once in a while, unmarked envelopes with samples and coupons come. Thanks.
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